The Best Monica Geller Quotes From 'Friends'

These are the best Monica Geller quotes from Friends. Played by Courteney Cox over all ten seasons, Monica is a cleanliness-obsessed, highly competitive chef who lives in her grandmother’s old apartment. Some would consider her the glue of the group as her apartment is where most of their time is spent and parties are hosted. Many of Monica’s funny one-liners come from her relationship with Chandler Bing who she ends up marrying. There are several types of quotes to choose from, ones about cleaning, competitiveness, and love. But which of these are the best Monica Geller quotes?

You get to help decide with your votes. After you vote up your favorite quotes from Monica Geller be sure to check out where she ranks among the best characters on Friends.


  • 1
    26 VOTES

    The One Thing

    Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!

     

    26 votes
  • 2
    33 VOTES

    Lucky To Have You

    Rachel: I'll just become a lesbian

    Monica: Any woman would be lucky to have you

     

    33 votes
  • 3
    92 VOTES

    Monica Clean

    Monica: Not just clean, "Monica" clean.

    92 votes
  • 4
    30 VOTES

    Unusual Activity

    Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.

    Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.

    Monica: (on the phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on. (to Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.

    Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.

    Monica: That is the unusual activity.

     

    30 votes
  • 5
    62 VOTES

    Five Minutes Before

    Rachel: I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced.

    Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married...

     

    62 votes
  • 6
    27 VOTES

    Not It

    Chandler: We're getting a house.

    Monica: We're getting a baby.

    Chandler: We're growing up.

    Monica: We sure are.

    Chandler: So who's going to tell them?

    Monica: Not it.

    Chandler: Not it. Damn it!

     

    27 votes