The Best Monica Geller Quotes From 'Friends'
These are the best Monica Geller quotes from Friends. Played by Courteney Cox over all ten seasons, Monica is a cleanliness-obsessed, highly competitive chef who lives in her grandmother’s old apartment. Some would consider her the glue of the group as her apartment is where most of their time is spent and parties are hosted. Many of Monica’s funny one-liners come from her relationship with Chandler Bing who she ends up marrying. There are several types of quotes to choose from, ones about cleaning, competitiveness, and love. But which of these are the best Monica Geller quotes?
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The One Thing
Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
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Lucky To Have You
Rachel: I'll just become a lesbian
Monica: Any woman would be lucky to have you
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Monica Clean
Monica: Not just clean, "Monica" clean.
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Unusual Activity
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: (on the phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on. (to Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.
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Five Minutes Before
Rachel: I'm not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he's divorced.
Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married...
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Not It
Chandler: We're getting a house.
Monica: We're getting a baby.
Chandler: We're growing up.
Monica: We sure are.
Chandler: So who's going to tell them?
Monica: Not it.
Chandler: Not it. Damn it!