The Best Things Ever Said by Ross: The Divorce Force

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Updated June 23, 2023 689 votes 159 voters
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These are the best Ross Geller quotes from Friends. Played by David Schwimmer over all ten seasons, Ross is Monica’s dinosaur-obsessed bother. As fans of the show know, most of his funny lines come out of his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel Green. There are a lot of Ross quotes and one-liners to choose from, read them below to relive the best Ross moments from Friends. But which of these is the best Ross Geller quote?

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  • Pivot
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    88 VOTES

    Pivot

    Ross: (Chandler and Ross are trying to bring the sofa up tight stairs) Pivot. Pivot. Piv-ot. Piv. Ot. Pivot!! 

    Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

     

    88 votes
  • Make You Look Good
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    29 VOTES

    Make You Look Good

    Roger: Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.

    Ross: No! Why would I... why? No. Why?

    Roger: Siblings. You fail at something so your sibling will look better in the eyes of your parents.

    Ross: I don't think that Monica's failures...

    Monica: Oh, so I'm a failure now, is that it? I'm a bigger failure than you, is that right?

    Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.

     

    29 votes
  • I'm Not One
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    56 VOTES

    I'm Not One

    Ross: Hey, where is everyone?

    Phoebe: Oh, its already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What's wrong?

    Ross: My marriage, I think my marriage is, um, kind of over.

    Phoebe: Oh no! Why?

    Ross: Because Carol's a lesbian... and... and I'm not one.

     

    56 votes
  • On A Break
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    72 VOTES

    On A Break

    Ross: We were on a break!!

     

    72 votes
  • Multiple Orgasms
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    22 VOTES

    Multiple Orgasms

    Ross: It's amazing, okay? You just reach in there, there's just one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right? As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?

    Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.

    Chandler: We can? All right, I'm trying that.

    Joey: You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want, you just look down and there they are! How you get any work done is beyond me.

    Phoebe: You know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things and, like, not even care.

    Ross: ... Multiple orgasms!

     

    22 votes
  • Every Woman In America
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    31 VOTES

    Every Woman In America

    Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.

    Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.

     

    31 votes