These Quotes Are So Rachel Green
These are the best Rachel Green quotes from Friends. Played by Jennifer Aniston over all ten seasons, Rachel is a former head cheerleader, Monica’s roommate, and fashionista of the group. Most of Rachel’s funny one-liners come from her relationship with Ross Geller. There are also great Rachel quotes about shopping, dating, being pregnant, and work. But which of these are the best Rachel Green quotes?
You get to help decide with your votes. After you vote up your favorite quotes and lines from Rachel Green be sure to check out where she ranks among the best characters on Friends.
- 143 VOTES
Small Instrument
Sandra Green: (sees Ugly Naked Guy through the window) There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Rachel: Yeah, well, just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
- 215 VOTES
Monica Asked Us Out
Danny: I had a really nice time tonight.
Rachel: So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
- 357 VOTES
Isn't This Exciting
Rachel: (about her first paycheck) Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
- 429 VOTES
Boring Jobs
Rachel: No accountants. And no one from "Legal." I don't like guys with boring jobs.
Chandler: And Ross was what? A lion tamer?
- 568 VOTES
It Bothered Me
Chandler: Rachel, did it bother you when Ross flirted with other women?
Rachel: No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
- 634 VOTES
That Child
Rachel: Will you guys stop? Giving birth is one of the most... (see the video of a birth and screams in horror) Oh my... why is that child torturing that lady???
