21 Hilarious Tweets About Halloween That Made Us Laugh Like An Evil Witch
Vote up the tweets about Halloween that made you cackle like a witch.
Ah yes, Halloween. The spookiest time of the year, but also the funniest if you really think about it. These folks had some funny tweets about Halloween and we just had to share.
- 1157 VOTES
Just Get Ahead Of It
My wife is being a crazy person and arguing that we should hand out pencils for Halloween? She claims kids like to get pencils. My counter is that we should just buy toilet paper and teepee our own house to save time.
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) October 25, 2023 - 2157 VOTES
They're Part Of Our Family
My 3yo doesn’t understand the concept of Halloween decorations and keeps dragging our skeletons inside to play with them. I told him it didn’t make sense to have Halloween decorations inside bc nobody can see them and he said, extremely seriously “they’re part of our family.”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) October 17, 2023 - 3144 VOTES
Nooooo
“hey the costume party got cancelled”
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) October 25, 2023
me: pic.twitter.com/ipD7G2uayN - 4136 VOTES
It's Totally Cool
It’s ok to consider Reeses Pumpkin Peanut Butter Cups as a fruit during Halloween season.
— TG ☕️ (@TG22110) October 22, 2023 - 5155 VOTES
Failing The Idea
Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) October 17, 2023 - 6162 VOTES
Golden Balls Of Disappointment
Preparing the golden balls of disappointment for Halloween.
— Joe G 🟧 (@EastEndJoe) October 18, 2023
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