The Creepiest Things Ross from Friends Ever Did

Who doesn’t like Ross? Well... most of us, actually. Just do a quick search for the words "Ross is the worst" and you will stumble upon several Tumblrs devoted to proving that Monica Geller’s brother was a horrible human being. Even if you disagree, you have to admit there were several creepy Ross Geller quotes and moments during the 10-year run of Friends. And now it's your job to rank them all.

Sure, all six friends did creepy things at one point or another. Joey threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire. Monica had sex with a high-school senior. Rachel flew to London to ruin her ex’s wedding. Phoebe used to mug people. Chandler pretended to move to Yemen just to break-up with Janice. But all these transgressions seem harmless when you compare them to some of the truly awful stunts our favorite (or least favorite) paleontologist pulled over the years.

From acting like a jealous freak to saying the wrong name at his wedding, take a look at the creepiest things Ross did on Friends. Vote up those creepy times that make you agree that Ross might actually be the worst. 


  • 1
    1,176 VOTES

    He Tried to Kiss His Cousin

    He Tried to Kiss His Cousin
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    Season 7, Episode 19, "The One with Ross and Monica’s Cousin"

    When his cousin stays with him for a couple of days, Ross makes a pass at her. You read that right. He tries to kiss his own cousin.
    1,176 votes
  • 2
    1,052 VOTES

    He Lied to Rachel about Getting the Annulment

    He Lied to Rachel about Getting the Annulment
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    Season 6, Episodes 1 to 5

    After they get drunk and married in Vegas, Rachel and Ross decide to get an annulment. He promises to take care of everything, but changes his mind because he doesn’t want to have three failed marriages. Of course, he also lies to Rachel about the whole matter until it's too late and they have to get a divorce. Could he be any creepier? 
    1,052 votes
  • 3
    947 VOTES

    He Pretended to Be a Masseur Because Some Girl Was Hot

    He Pretended to Be a Masseur Because Some Girl Was Hot
    Video: YouTube

    Season 7, Episode 2, "The One With Rachel’s Book"

    When one of Phoebe’s massage client’s shows up unexpectedly at his door, Ross lies about being a masseur, thinking she’s the one in need of some rubbing. Joke’s on him, because the appointment was for her dad. Silly Ross. 
    947 votes
  • 4
    959 VOTES

    He Threw a Memorial Service for Himself

    He Threw a Memorial Service for Himself
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    Season 9, Episode 17, "The One With The Memorial Service"

    When Chandler posts that Ross is dead on their alumni website, Ross gets mad that no one cares about the news. So he proceeds to make Chandler throw a memorial service. Not only that, but when a cute girl shows up, he appears out of nowhere and completely freaks her out. "You sick freak! Who does that?!" she asks. Same.
    959 votes
  • 5
    976 VOTES

    He Kissed Monica in College

    He Kissed Monica in College
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    Season 10, Episode 11, "The One Where the Stripper Cries"

    In his defense, he thought she was Rachel. But seriously, who kisses a girl who had way too much to drink and is currently partially unconscious? Creepy dudes, that’s who. 
    976 votes
  • 6
    841 VOTES

    He Was a Jealous Freak

    He Was a Jealous Freak
    Video: YouTube

    Seasons 1 to 10

    Ross was always the jealous type, but things really got out of hand after Rachel met Mark and got a job at Bloomingdale's. His jealousy was part of the reason they ended up taking a break. Plus, he was also paranoid when he followed Elizabeth to Florida, thought Emily was cheating with Susan, and when Rachel started dating after she had Emma. He hopefully got over his issues once Rachel got off the plane. One can only hope.   
    841 votes